If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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