The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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