based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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