My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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