Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
only you would photoshop your dick
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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