Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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