omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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