i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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