i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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