just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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