the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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