So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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