they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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