Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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