Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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