Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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