Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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