how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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