she was so not down for the gang bang
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
