The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
