i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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