help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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