I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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