the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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