so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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