Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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