We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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