I've blown a few things in my day
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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