Kiss
Puke
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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