We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
