Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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