No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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