I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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