Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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