so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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