is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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