its not stalking. its research.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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