doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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