spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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