Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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