Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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