I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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