Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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