he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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