Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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