This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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