it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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