I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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