nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Drunk is not a location!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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