just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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