garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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