Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
