i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
