Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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