I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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