She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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