I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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