I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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