I've blown a few things in my day
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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